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PERIODS // rant

this rant won't offend anyone (yay) but might be disgusting lmao i don't hold back those words that aren't usually easy to say oKAY

this is such a broad topic omg idek where to start

okok first, pad commercials

in pad commercials the girl would always be like

"oh no i'm on my period and, i'm wearing white shorts. oh no! what if my pants get stained?! it's a good thing there's brand name!"

LET ME PIN POINT ALL THE PLOT HOLES IN THIS COMMERCIAL

first of all

you already know you're on your period and you wore white shorts?! and now you're WORRYING that you'll get stained?!?!!!

ARE YOU EVEN THINKING?!

it was like earlier this morning you were like "oh i'm on my period, what a great day to wear white shorts!" :D

PLS FIND UR COMMON SENSE AND PUT IT BACK IN UR BRAIN THANK U

second,

WHATEVER BRAND AND OR TYPE OF PADS U USE U WILL ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS get stained if u have no freaking idea on how to put the pad perfectly in the center

like me

like they say it's impossible to draw a perfect circle? ITS EVEN MORE IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT A PAD IN THE CENTER IN WHICH IT WILL COVER YOUR VAGINA AND YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME

ok so since im an only child eVERYONE in my house are adults and by adults i mean oLDIES WHO HAVE STOPPED HAVING MENSTRUATION 10 YEARS AGO

so when theirs a stain on the chair/bed

KAAAAAAAYE

Y U FREAKIN DOIN DIS U KNO UR SO MUCH WORK LYK Y U LEAVIN YO BLOOD EVERYWHERE WTF

U DO THE LAUNDRY BC WE R SO JOSHUA DUN WITH U

WELL IM SORRY MS. PERFECT WHO HAS NEVER STAINED ANYTHING EVER

DO YOU THINK I WANT THIS? I DON'T WANT THIS. I HATE THIS. ITS NOT MY FAULT BLAME MY HORMONES THEY PLANNED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

but srsly tho its not mY fault but if u come to my house, if it weren't for my grandma who has mad laundry-ing skillz abt 4 chairs, 2 blankets, and 1 towel would b rED

im sowweee

lyk

rlly

im sowwe

like why do periods exist

yea yea so u can have kids n stuff

but rlly??? why would u give the permission to be pregnant to a thirteen yr old???

like what???

can we like have periods when we're uhh 20? then until 40?

I THINK THAT WOULD BE WAY BETTER

NEWS HEADLINE: KAYE IS COLLECTING SIGNATURES FOR A PETITION TO HAVE PERIODS AT 20.

IF I COULD DO THAT I WOULD

BUT I CANT

and why do they cause you so much emotional and physical stress???

like periods are all about stress

why is it called period?? it should be called exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point !!!!

like

EVERY PART OF MY BODY HURTS

IM SO HUNGRY

I HAVE A MIGRAINE

OMG IM SO FAT

I'M CRAVING FOR ICE CREAM

I HAVE CRAMPS

UUU UUU UGGG G HH H H

UGH

THIS IS JUST TOTAL STRESS

so, having said all that

idk what i want to accomplish

i just wanna see if anyone relates to me lmao

pls tell me if u read up to here bc idek u might've just scrolled quickly bc wow this rant's vvvvvv long

also: do u use tampons? i use pads and i keep hearing abt tampons and if u do pLS EDUCATE ME I WANT TO SEE IF ITS BETTER

TNX

PERIODS SUCK

BYE