my weirdest dreams[CLOSED]

weird dream #7 (KILLIN SPREE FOR BILGEWATER)

Halloooo!!!! ITS ME AGAIN!!! Sorry if Im inactive for sooo many months(school, drawing career, playing League of Legends with da squad(jatsu, indestructibe16, Shogun.Yuri(Mah gamer sensei), olegn, mizu sachi kyu, MB ya ki so ba, Stoicsm, RD MikushiigoXD), studying, GM³, etc...) Actually, GM³ has been disbanded due to registration issues.. And of course lets welcome the new admin of this account, PROJECT:Keira

Keira: what the heck am i doing here?
Rudy: kera...
Keira: who are you?
Rudy: Im ru-
Keira: JATSUU!!!!
Rudy: huh?
Jatsu: ou?
Keira: Get this chains off me! *tries to break free*
Jatsu: ok ok i'll get you out *stands up but dragged down by chains* Oh.... *whispers to keira* sorry... -▽-"
Jatsu/Keira: IAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Rudy: ughhh.... *covers ears*
Ian: *sitting by the audiences* HUWAT?!
Jatsu/Keira: GET US OUTTA HERE!!!
Ian: IM ALSO TIED UP HERE!!!
Rudy: are you gonna let me speak???
Ian/Jatsu/Keira: NO
Rudy: But I was the one who saved the three of you(majority hers)
Audiences: *starts murmuring*
Jatsu:*sweatdrop* who the heck are you?
Derek:*barges into the studio* RUDEIIIIII!!!!!!!!
RUDY(Sumeragi):*bumps onto Derek* HELP AS AAAAWWWTTTT!!!!!
*8bit bullets came from outside*
Miss Fortune:*walks in* What a pile of trash this city is *does the gun smoke blowing thingy**sees Ian's 300million bounty* but some big bounty is waitin for me *laughs*
Rudy:*came out of nowhere wearing a captain costume* YOU AIN'T GETTIN MAH GOLD YOU SCURVY SEADOG*shows his pirate sword*
Ian: HEY THATS MY GOLD
Rudy:*whispers to Ian* Can I just take the credit for now and dont worry... i'll give you the other half
Ian: NO WAY STRANGER
Rudy: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN RUDY KATHNIEL PADILLA!!!! KING OF THE SEVEN SEAS AND DA RICHEST PIRATE ALIVE
Ian: because you have my gold
Rudy: FUUUUUUU
Jatsu/Keira:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice one Ian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sona:*secretly steals the sack of gold and tosses it to Miss Fortune*
Yasuo:*breaks into wall* YI YOU BETTE-*sees Sona* *slips and slides to Sona* Hello miss beautiful...
Sona:*activates Cresendo on Yasuo*(pervert)*floats away*
Yasuo:*non stop dancing* WAIIITTT!!!!
Sona:*uses Hymn of Valor*

Sona has claimed Yasuo's bounty (Team Gold 180G)

Master Yi: YASSSSSS!!!!!! *runs to dead Yasuo's corpse* IM SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU AT NOXUS!!!!! I NEVER KNOW THAT YOURE IONIAN!!!!! AYM SOREEEEHHHH!!!! *keeps on crying*
Yasuo: j-just... d-d-don't kill.. sona... *dies*
Master Yi: AVENGEEE!!!!!!
Miss Fortune: Sona... we've got company...
Sona:*nods*

Sona is asking for assistance
Sona is asking for assistance
⬇Hecarim is on the way
⬇Hecarim is on the way
Veigar has targeted Master Yi
Veigar has targeted the 300million Gold
⬇Blitzcrank is on the way
Blitzcrank jas targeted Ian

Ian: HUWAT??!!!!!! WHY MEEEE???!!!!!
Keira: uh oh... Ian your hotness just attract more enemies
Master Yi:*crying* yasuo why?!.. WHY DID YOU FALL FOR DAT SONA?! *cries even harder*
Jatsu: dat yi
Ian: wait... PROJECT:YI???!!! *falls in love* dat... master yi...
Master Yi/Yasuo: now you noticed us?!

Fiora has slain Miss Fortune for a double kill
Leona has claimed Veigar's bounty(Team Gold 300G)
Lucian has claimed Sona's bounty(Team Gold 180G)
Zed scored an ace!

Zed: dude... you really are a drama king... you can't even kill a monster
Master Yi: You can't even win a rock paper scissors against your shadow
Zed: YOU LOOK LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL WHEN YOU TRY TO CRACK UP A JOKE
Master Yi: YOU CAN'T EVEN FACE DEATH
Zed: YOU TRAIN MONKEYS INTO SAMURAIS
Wukong: HOW DID I END UP IN THIS ARGUMENT?!
Master Yi: YOU CANT SHOW YOUR FACE IN PUBLIC!!!!
Ian: STAHHPET YOU TWO
Master Yi/Zed:*stares at Ian* *drags Ian away*
Ian: WHY ME???!!!! I BLAME THE JUNGLER!!!!
Keira: IAN!!! YOU AINT LEAVING US!!!!
Ian: IM SORRY!!!
Master Yi: youre coming with us
Ian: NO WAAAYYYY!!!
Zed: What should we do with these two???
Fiora: lets ask boss..
Jatsu: WHAT?!
Leona: here comes boss...
Bandit:*jumps onto stage* tada!!!
Jatsu/Keira/Ian: BANDIIIITTTT????!!!!!
Marcus: GUESS WHOS BAAAACK!!!
Fiora: Boss! *salutes*
Ian/Jatsu:*sweatdrop*
Ian: could this day get any worse...