Dave was a caveman in disguise
He wore dark glasses to hide his eyes
He was such a poor, pathetic sight
That people would ask 'Are you all right?'
Dave felt he was a slave to everyday matters,
With his hair uncombed and greasy
And his clothes in fading tatters,
Dave lit his cigarette and took a drag,
He sighed a sigh of deep depression
Which gave the impression
That he had brain-fag
Dave thought he could be a politician,
An artist, a poet or a rock musician
Dave thought he could act, he thought he could sing
But Dave you can't do anything
Dave thought he was important,
All knowing and all seeing
His mother said, 'Hey Dave,
Act more like a human being.
The neighbours will think there's something wrong.'
Of course they would have been right,
There was something wrong with everyone,
Dave had seen the light.
Dave was a caveman, Dave was deep,
Dave was only happy when he was asleep,
He lived at the bottom of a dead end street,
Dave was a caveman, Dave was a creep
Dave could be defiant
When he was so inclined,
He fiercely made bold statements,
He stood up for his kind,
For forgotten adolescents
The world had left behind,
He spoke with fire and passion
And then he changed his mind.
Some people think he's civilised
Which comes as a surprise,
Considering that Dave
Was a caveman in disguise
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Teenage Troubles
PoetryThis is a collection of five poems concerning various problems I encountered as a teenager from wayward youths and body issues, to depressive thoughts and identity crises. 1. 'Dave was a caveman' is an attempt to unravel the psyche of a teenage boy...