cal!!: MIKEY! MIKEY! GUESS FUCKING WHAT?
|-/ : excuse me?
cal!!: sorry...
cal!!: MIKEY! MIKEY! GUESS FREAKING WHAT?
|-/ : thank you. WHAT?
cal!!: I SORT OF LIKE TWENTY ØNE PILØTS NOW
|-/ : name three songs
cal!:: can i name more than three?
|-/ : the more, the merrier
cal!!: tear in my heart, heavydirtysoul, car radio, stressed out, lane boy, house of gold, guns for hands, march to sea, taxi cab, & addict with a pen!
[A/N: MY FAVORITE SONGS^ JUST SAYING]
*|-/ has changed his name to proud father*
proud father: i-i've never been so proud...
cal!!: i would like to thank tyler jospeh for being born, josh dun for being sexiest human being alive, & last but not least, my best friend michael!
proud father: i'm proud of you, son. very proud!
cal!!: thank you, daddy.
proud father: ur being sexual again, calum.
cal!!: sorry
proud father: lmfao
