Starring: Lucius Malfoy and Voldemort
( LM and V )
V: these muggles are useless at killing people! they use these stupid things called..."guns"...
LM: Playing Call of Duty again, my Lord?
V: obviously lucius. also these 'guns' aren't even a sure thing. they don't kill every time you shoot them >.<
at least avada kedavra is reliable
LM: Well...I mean except...my Lord...
V: if you say harry potter, i will break your cane again and murder your peacocks.
LM: *.*
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Randomy'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.
