Starring: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy
( Draco Malfoy= DM, Lucius Malfoy= LM)
DM: Professor Hagrid's pet horse-bird mauled me, father. I've completely lost the use of my arms and hands!!
LM: Hru texting me then?
DM:..............Have the horse-bird killed
Father!
LM: Look, this isn't ur 5th birthday party with the unsatisfactory circus clown. I can't just have everything you don't like killed!
DM: you could at least try...:(
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Randomy'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.
