Group Chat
Starring: Voldemort, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Peter Pettigrew
( V, HP, SS, and Peter is just P)
V: Woohoo! I finally have 50 friends on Facebook
HP: Ha! I have over a thousand!
V:........AVADA KEDAVRA!
SS: My lord, you can't kill people over text...
HP: Unfriended
V: Aw, man! Down to 49! :(
P: I'll be your friend, my lord!
V: NOBODY LIKES YOU, WORMTAIL!
P: *cries
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter Texts
Randomy'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.
