Zodiac signs as Luke tweets:
Aries: Muscley gym dudes need to relax
Taurus: do you really need 7 Oreos
Gemini: quiffs aren't punk rock but neither am I so hey
Cancer: Find something that makes you happy and don't let anyone take it away from you :-)
Leo: one day ill be cool :( haha
Virgo: someone gave me a dolphin outside the hotel and I'm confused
Libra: I've only got forever but forever is fine
Scorpio: I have a love hate relationship with pants
Sagittarius: I love anyone who likes our band
Capricorn: When life gives you lemons, keep them. because hey...free lemons :D
Aquarius: The judgemental tone when you try order breakfast at 2
Pisces: Everyone's a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies
