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"CHRISTMAS IS COMING! SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!"
"Um, hate to be a bitch but- oh wait, actually I love being a bitch but Santa doesn't exist."
"Wow, just crush a thousand children's dreams to pieces, will ya?"
"Well, it is my favourite past time under eating babies for breakfast and stealing the handicap parking spaces at Walmart."
"You took that spot? That was my spot. I hope you know that I woke up at five in the morning to get that spot for Black Friday!"
"Ha! Toodaloo, motherfucker."
"You got that from the Hangover!"
"Oh please, my jokes are original."
"Right."
"Shut up."
"Nah."
"Oh, fuck you."
"Original."
"Psh."
"Pash."
"Whatever."
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THOUGH CHRISTMAS IS OVER, I WROTE IT WHEN IT WAS CHRISTMAS SO SUE ME.
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