wife: dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th anniversary natin?
husband: dalhin kita sa Africa..
wife: wow!! how sweet naman..... eh sa 50th anniversary natin?
husband: susunduin na kita!
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wife: had your lunch?
husband: had your lunch?
wife: i'm asking you.
husband: i'm asking you.
wife: you copying me?
husband: you copying me?
wife: lets go shopping.
husband: i had my lunch.
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boy: do you know the meaning of WIFE?
it means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime.
girl: no darling..!
it means.. With Idiot For Ever.
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man 1: how do you please your wife?
man 2: when you are wrong, admit it. when you are right, shut up.
