*Your in your bedroom, selling candy*
You: Next!
Random kid: I'd like 4 packets of skittles
You: That's 20 bucks.
Random Kid: What? I can go to Big Lots and get it for 50 cents!
You: You want them or not?
Random Kid: I..I'll buy it.
You: Next.
*Mom comes up the stairs.*
Mom: What is this?
All of the kids: Buying candy.
You: Math project assignment?
Mom: That's why your math teacher called and said there isn't a project for about 2 more months?
Random kid: Salty!
You: Shut it kid, unless if you want your candy to be salt!
Mom: DON'T YOU TALK LIKE THAT!
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I actually did this once xD
I bought like 20 bars of Hershey's, all for $10 bucks.
I sold a bar 6 bucks EACH!
And I sold ALL 20 bars!
So my mom decided trusting me with money was bad. I hid my money under my pillow that night. And when I woke up smiling, and when I noticed that ALL of the money that I worked hard for was gone! So you can basically imagine my face When I noticed all of my money wasn't under the pillow
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