*You and your friend is giggling, after your mom announced she's taking a 'quick' shower*
Friend: She'll be mad at you!
You: Hah it's no biggie, she's starting the water.
*A few minutes*
Mom: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Run!
*Your mom rushes out of the bathroom, mud in her hair, screaming*
Friend: Look, she has mud in her nose!
You: She tried to clean her nose hairs with the 'shampoo'!
*You and your friend roll over laughing like a buffoon*
Sister: If you don't hand over your guy's money, I'm telling!
*You and your friend stop laughing suddenly, and hand over all the cash you have on you*
Sister: 15 bucks? This can't buy me a bike!
*She runs to your mom, to tell her*
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
