How To Do It... The WRONG Way!

Preface

Preface

Hi there!

Congratulations, you have found my life guide of things not to do! This is a book dedicated to all my past life events.

I’m a pretty impulsive person. I do things first and think about them later. This is pretty bad for me, because I get into some really weird, awkward, and harmful situations, but this is lucky for you because you get to enjoy my misery.

 Read with caution and carefully asses everything that I've written here. Then go out there and do the opposite. For you see following everything I've written here will guarantee you a pretty messed up life. Well unless you want to have a pretty messed up life, then follow to your hearts content.

There are three reasons as to why you are reading this book:

1. To learn from my mistakes:

               If you're here to do that then you have just made me feel ten times better, as this is the reason why I am writing this book. Treat this book as a warning. Take notes. Highlight key points (well you can't do that because it's wattpad, but still).

2. You were intrigue by the cover:

               You know what they say, "Don't judge a book by it's cover," I can tell you though that this is wrong. How are you supposed to pick a book you've never heard of or even know of the author's past works? By looking at the cover of course! If you were intrigued by the cover and wanted to find out more, good for you. Continue to read and you will love it (I hope).

3. You want to be entertained:

                 Come on. Don't deny it. You want to laugh at my mistakes and feel good for not doing these things. I completely support that. As an entertainer, I've learnt to live with people laughing at me. I'm not saying you're a jerk. I hope you'll have as much fun as I've had fun writing it. 

The day I release this book, is the day that I turn 17. Happy Birthday to me! As a celebration, I will share with you all my life’s experiences, the good and the bad. Well, mostly bad, cause they’re funny. I will also share some of the good ones too. 

I really hope that you will enjoy this book. I had to put an effort on remembering all those traumatic experiences. I usually forget them cause I don't want to have a random flashback and suddenly feel like shuddering (If that is a word) all over the place. So I will start from my birth and end with being a high school graduate (that is what I am now). In the middle I will have chapters about Love, School, Internet, etc. Basically anything that I can offer. 

So now without further ado! I present to you-- How to do it... the WRONG way!