Most common lies:
-I won't laugh. I promise.
-Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
-I'm just kidding.
-I never got your text.
-I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
-You will need to know this later in life.
-I'm fine.
-No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.
-Okay, just one more.
-I'm on my way.
-Sorry, my parents said no.
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Jokes and Shit
HumorA collection of jokes. And shit. Hence the title. Jokes and shit. Pretty obvious. Yeah. I will stop talking now...
