China: Awww, the first day of school. Do you remember your first day of school,Russia?
Russia: Da, I remember it like it was yesterday. Little baby Russia was walking into the school house when suddenly the teacher came out and threw a Vodka bottle at my head.
China: Why am I not surprised? Was anything during your child hood normal?
Russia: Da, all of that was normal to me.
China: Of course. Anyway, when its the first day of school you get all emotional because you don't want to see your baby go, but you suck it up and walk your little joy into their new classroom.
Russia: No, you act tough and drop your kid off 5 blocks away and tell them to walk the rest of the way.
China: OK you are not allowed to say anything else.
Russia: But I thought that my advice was perfect, and its what my parents did.
China: That's it,I'm going to kill myself.
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Russia and China Parenting Skills
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