China: When you feed a child you should always make sure that they are in a proper seat.
Russia: No, you have to have the child eat in a dangerous place. Like hanging upside down from a tree, on a roof, on the wing of a moving airplane, stuff like that.
China: You would make a very dangerous parent.
Russia: That was what my parents did to my big sister Ukraine, my little sister Belarus, and me.
China: I'm so sorry for your horrible childhood.
Russia: Why? We loved it.
China: You're psychotic.
Russia: No I'm fun.
China: You have a death wish.
Russia: No, that was just how I grew up, so that's what I'm used to.
China: Anyway let's move on.
Russia: Yes. You must remember that you should always put a little rat poison in the kids food so that they can build a tolerance to it.
China: Oh my god, you are a danger to everyone and everything around you.
Russia: That was just another thing that.....
China: I swear if you say that it was something that your parents did I'm going to kill myself.
Russia: Hey, I didn't say it.....you did.
China: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Russia and China Parenting Skills
FanfictionRussia and China are here to give you some helpful, well maybe unhelpful parenting tips. Let's see how this goes.
