2: she knows gintoki ??!!!

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" yaaa!!!" she crashes on top of gintoki and flattens him on the ground " yo!!! Gin gin . "

Gintoki: don't use that name you baka. That's ripping off.

Yorui: who cares.

He throws her away " of course it does baka!!! Sunrise will be sued. " She lands crouching with two hands and legs on the floor " pfft. Who cares. As long as I survive. "

Shinpachi: no... You'll dissapear too if this anime is gone too.

Yorui: daijobu. I'll just go other animes.

Shinpachi: dakara... It doesn't work that way.

Kagura: who is she? Gin-chan.

Gintoki: aho yorui.

Yorui: I dare you say that again!!

Gintoki: yorui boy.

She stuffs panties into his mouth " take that!!! " He collapsed due to nosebleed.

Shinpachi:.... That's the worse way of revenge. No...that's not even revenge. That's paradise for him.

Yorui: it's my panties by the way.

He spits them out " who needs you penis touching these panties?!! "

Yorui: I'm a girl!!! I don't have a penis!!

Shinpachi:.... Actually... Why don't you have pants on?

Yorui: ah!!! I forgot!!! Lend me please.

Shinpachi: don't be an idiot!!

Kagura: ok

Shinpachi: don't do it Kagura!!

Kagura: who is she really? Gin-chan.

Gintoki: one of my classmates. Orphaned like me. Look like a boy when she was young. And... A pain in the ass.

Yorui: hai!! That's me.

Shinpachi: don't be so proud over it please.

Kagura: oh!!! That sounds a lot like me. Deh? Yorui is an amanto?

Yorui: well... Not really.

The police car came through with Hijikata in it " damn you!!! Stealing panties!!! It's you!!! "

Gintoki: huh... *zooms face* huh...*zooms hand * huh... *zooms panties * no!!!!! IT'S NOT ME!!! They aren't your panties?!!!!

Yorui: if I said it's not, you wouldn't have held it out in the open for so long desho?

Gintoki grabs her collar " you bitch!!! Run!!! "

Yorui: hahaha...

Shinpachi: good luck gin-san.

Kagura: daijobu desho? Gin-chan.

Shinpachi: daijobu da. He's a trash of all trash.

Kagura: I see. That's a compliment?

Shinpachi: hai. It is.
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Yorui: yo.

She was sitting in his room without pants again " what took you so long? "

Hijikata : get pants. People will get the wrong idea.

Yorui: never mind. I'm forgetful.

Hijikata: didn't know you knew that rotten trash.

Yorui: he's my friend. An asshole friend.

Hijikata: I see. You... Have nothing to do?

Yorui: I'm not amanto if that's what you want to ask.

Hijikata: is that so?

Yorui: half actually. Neh... Let's make a deal.

Hijikata: why should I? I should be capturing you for killing people.

Yorui: don't say that. I only kill people who are bad. I only accept requests on my term.

Hijikata: why should I believe you?

She takes out a book from inside her shirt and throws it out on the table " the people we kill. "

Hijikata:... What deal?

Yorui: I'll get whatever information you want. I just want you to cover my ass when needed. I won't kill any good people. Or break any rules.

Hijikata: a shelter?

Yorui: hai.

Hijikata:... Fine.

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