After two years of the mass production of baby cream Michael Jackson became upset with his job so he ran away to a distant world where there were flying snakes and chocolate Windows. He walked over to a nearby village and said "give me all your baby's or I will burn this village down" the village people didn't know what to do except call in their number 1 baby sales man. The baby sales man aka Jay Caputo (the sexiest man of all the land) Jay said " I shall trade you 3 babies for your fresh sneakers. Michael refused he loved his j's more then anything, he would kill a man for them. Michael did a back handspring and teleported behind Jay. Jay tried to deflected it with his big nose but it was to late Michael already punched him right in the face. Jays chiseled features were ruined. Michael was about to cut Jay's head off with his long toenail. But all of a sudden the ghostbusters theme song started playing and out of no where bill b
Nye the science guy jumped out from the darkness wearing skin tight pants and a temporary tattoos all over his gorgeous pecs and abs. Michael was frightened but remembered his training. He tried going for a karate chop but it was deflected by Bills over sized calf. Michael was doomed but he still had one trick up his sleeve. He reached into his sleeve and pulled out the beloved trix cereal (trix is for kids) and ate it to get super powers. His ears grew larger and larger until the got big that he could hear many of the farts in Asia. Bill screamed at the horrific sight of the big ears which hurt Michael so bad that his head exploded the end.
