There was lasers and dinosaur in the center of the Earth. *BOOOOOM* "Oh no!" Said Jesus "the hotdogs have fallen on the floor" Jesus proceeded to pick up the hotdogs but then noticed half of them were pickles. "What?" Said Jesus " I don't know" said Jesus. He looked around and saw chuck Norris sitting there on a rocking chair knitting sweaters for adopted children. Jesus said "BIBLE STRIKE!" then threw a bible straight at chuck's snow globe collection. But chuck deflected it with a swift hammer punch. Jesus was stunned at the chuck's flowing locks. Jesus didn't know what to do but suck on his long greasy purple bangs. So Jesus sucked the life out of his hair. But guess what chuck Norris and his nipples were scared of death so he cut off his foot which he gave to Jesus as a present for being such a good guy, chuck Norris ran off into the dark of the forest. And never came back the end. In g
