*casually slides on a non slippery floor with non slippery shoes*
*then winks unsubtley*
*and accidentally falls*
*slips and breaks every bone*
*and says thanks dad!*
*prays to be as smooth as killian jones*
*also prays that no bitch will kiss Dylan ever again apart from you*
*and Malia cos stalia is cute tbh even tho dyl is for us malia can have stiles even tho u don't know who malia is*
*after the Dylan sleeps eat him because you're a jealous af girlfriend*
*TRIES to slide into Dylan's DM but fails not because the floor is non-slippery but because HE DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING INSTA*
*cries and eats ice cream until you have cancer so that Dylan will come meet you at a charity*
#TheThingsOneDoesForLove
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Sliding into Dylan's DM's
FanfictionThis is what's really going on in Dylan's inbox... A story (parody) about "Sliding into Dylan O'Brien's DMs" Including many other twists with Donald Trump's hair, Kanye West, Caitlyn Jenner, The "Gracefull Fatroll Kid" and more!
