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Bianka:(my best friend) I have to go shower now

Me: THe read after the shower. Pandora make the shower quick. The faster you shower, the faster you can read.

Me: Or  

Me: Not pandora.

Bianka: genius.

Me: YOu send that to Ellen, I'll send it to shadenight.

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(We were talking about Michael Clifford)

Me: Then he's going to notice you.

Lisa: well no damn he's just becoming my husband.

Me: But.

Me: if he doesn't notice you.

Lisa: ironic.

Me: then you can't be his wife and he can't be your husband.

Lisa: Fave Palm.

Lisa: face palm.

Me: Fave Palm.

Lisa: don't tease me Ik.

Lisa: I'm stressed around Christmas.

Me: I just want to know the truthorn(that was a throwback to an really funny autocorrect, and we're Danish, so that's why it's funny)

Lisa: damn you in leaving.

Me: Noooooooooo

Me: actually.

Me: you can leave I'm a bit too hyper.

Me: like yesterday.

Me: and the day before yesterday.

*5 minutes later*

Me: Forever Alone



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