One Direction
Harry: Liam where's my cat?
Liam: She's with me. U weren't home and she was bored so she came to me.
Harry: k
Niall: Harry, did u bring food?
Harry: Nope, sorry Nialler.
Niall:
Louis: Where were u?
Harry: Just went 2 buy some clothes.
Naughty Boy was added to the conversation.
NB: Ur gonna look like an idiot anyways.
Louis: Shut the fuck up. Ur the one who looks like an idiot not him. Who added u 2 our conversation anyways?
NB: That stupid leprechaun.
Niall: Hey, my phone is messed up, it does whatever it wants. And don't u ever call me a leprechaun again.
NB: Whatever.
Zayn: Wat the fuck are u doing in this fucking conversation.
NB: Y hello Zayn. How r u?
Zayn: I'm much better now that ur not my bloody producer anymore. That was the biggest mistake of my life as well as hurting you Louis. I can't tell u how sorry I am, Louis.
Louis: It's fine Zayn, honestly. I swear if u say that ur sorry one more time, I will hurt you, not that Liam would let me.
Liam: That is true. I wouldn't let u hurt Zayn.
Niall: Awww. Liam us protecting his boyfriend.
Liam: U better believe it.
NB: Ugh... This is so sick. I can't believe u Zayn, instead of saying sorry 2 me, u went back 2 these faggots.
Zayn: DON'T U FUCKING DARE CALL MY FRIENDS FAGGOTS! AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD I APOLOGISE TO U?! YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO FUCKING APOLOGISE 2 ME FOR LEAKING MY MUSIC!
NB: And wat if I don't?
Zayn: THEN I WILL KILL U! I'VE TRIED KEEPING MY COOL BUT WHENEVER I SEE U I JUST WANNA RIP U UP INTO PIECES!
Harry: If I were u, fortunately I'm not, I would leave this fucking conversation because we know when Zayn is joking around and wen he isn't and he so isn't joking around right now.
NB: Whatever.
Naughty Boy has left the conversation.
Louis: Finally that Bastard has left.
Harry: Yeah.
Niall: Yeah.
Zayn: Yeah.
Liam: Yeah.
