_(n)_ blinked twice watching the mess around the living room " what happened !!!?????" She ran in seeing the couch upside down being slice in half. She gasp noticing blood on the walls and floor " Madara !!! Itachi!! Sasuke !! " she turned walking quickly "shisui!! Kagami!! Izuna !!" She stopped hearing punching and growls .
A shadow covered her eyes hearing cheering noises along with rap music being played.
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"WOOOO!!! Beat his @ss Dara !!!!!!"
"Come on Itachi!!! Kick that porcupine @ss !!!!!!"
Izuna yelled excitedly along with shisui as they threw money on the floor , which belonged to _(n)_, while kagami and Sasuke stared at them seriously rethinking their life choices.
Madara glared having blood dripping down his nose as he slammed the 20 year old on the floor . Itachi growled having a busted lip as he did a strange break dancing move making Madara loose balance as he hit his butt flat on the floor .
_(n)_ ran in gasping seeing the wrecked place . She slowly glared having death written around her.
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"Why did you only hit me." Madara glared while he held an ice bag on his eye. _(n)_ glared down at him " I heard you started all of this." "......." He looked to the side angrily hearing the others snicker at him.
The shinobi looked back at her irritated as she sigh sitting across from him " you guys worry me now, I can't even leave the place without returning seeing a mess made."
"Then don't leave at all."
"Then you go and work for me while also going to school."
"Hmp."
"See ."
The man glared looking down while she smiled slowly.
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Itachi growled irritated along with sasuke as Madara was sat between them. The three stared at the bored unamused while the therapist explained how a family should work.
"Now sir. Why do you fight with your sons."
"Not my kids."
"Denial is something many get. But please say it ."
"No really..they aren't my kids."
"Sir. Explain now."
"Ugh."
Madara glared blushing a bit while Sasuke looked to the side along with Itachi.
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"Shut the fuck up!!!!!"
"No you shut up!!!"
"Both of you quiet down...."
Madara sniffed angrily while Sasuke rubbed his eyes crying , Itachi sweat dropped as they trembled on him.
The therapist blinked twice never seeing a messed up family like them.
"Uhm...."
"You stupid old man!!"
"Your duck head bitch!!!"
Itachi sweat dropped face palming " you two are idiots ....."
"SHUT UP!!!"
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_(n)_ blinked confuse seeing " what...." " that's how they fell sleep." "....hehe how cute ...." She smiled seeing the three males knocked out from crying too much. The therapist sigh " you have a lot of problems on your hands " " oh don't get me started......." She smiled gloomily remembering.
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_(n)_ sigh walking holding heavy groceries "need some help....?" She blinked looking straight meeting red eyes . She smiles nervously " if it isn't a problem ...." "Mm I'm hiding from izuna." Tobirama blinked calmly smiling a bit while she blushed.
Madara peeked from a tree having rage forming inside him again watching the two walk a bit too close to one an other .
"Killkillkillkillkillkillkillkill!!!"
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Obito: out
Indra: out
Sasuke: out
Itachi: out
Tobirama: in
(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ the love I have for this stupid sassy albino man!!!!!! ♡♡♡
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How to Tame a Shinobi
RandomA pure comedy and some romance / action story! ( characters will be off !) Idea came from Sinechen (as you can see on the comic cover photo ! Check out her tumblr !!) The world is a hard place ! But on the forests wild things known as shinobi run...
