Aries: SATAN PISSES MILK
Taurus: down with stupid people!
Gemini: I MISS YOU TOO MUCH LIKE IT HURTS ME SO FUCK YOU
Cancer: I miss u so much what the fuck
Leo: Look at my butt
Virgo: Never leave your room
Libra: she is my friend too now bitch
Scorpio: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sagittarius: (me, to myself) I'm so cute
Capricorn: I don't hate you, I have no emotional investment in this.
Aquarius: i literally dont think hes a real person
Pisces: it's almost one and I'm still wearing my footy pajamas
