Aries: I want to be on the phone with calum while his hands down his pants
Taurus: Yo did you see calums butt today
Gemini: I just want a calum in my life to cuddle with and have deep conversations about how great dogs are
Cancer: I SAW CALUMS FUCKING PENIS
Leo: Frickle frackle fuckin calum dumbass hood
Virgo: He's my little squish a mush and I love my little squish a mush
Libra: Fetus quiff calum is my shit
Scorpio: I would want calum to give me a hickey
Sagittarius: I'll have an allergic reaction to calum hood any day.
Capricorn: Calums butt is my favorite butt
Aquarius: Calum, because he isn't white
Pisces: Calum, the star in my sky
