The Signs as College Roommates

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Aries: Constantly leaves the door unlocked by accident
Taurus: Cooks so everyone else doesn't just try to survive on Chinese takeout
Gemini: Complains about the apartment being messy but doesn't want to clean it themselves
Cancer: Is constantly threatening to move out
Leo: Keeps trying to insist on a "family" pet for the apartment
Virgo: Buys the groceries so everyone else doesn't starve
Libra: Ends up doing other people's laundry so that they don't wear the same outfit every day for a week
Scorpio: The only one that pays their portion of the rent on time
Sagittarius: Orders useless appliances from infomercials at 3 a.m.
Capricorn: Is constantly buying house plants without saying anything and placing them in inconvenient spaces
Aquarius: Cleans because nobody else is going to do it without being asked
Pisces: Settles arguments so they don't have to figure out how to get blood out of the carpet

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