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10) Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
12) Worm #1: What do you call a worm that ate Mozart?
Worm #2: Uh... I don't know. What?
Worm #3: A DECOMPOSER!
13) What is the sleepiest paper in the world? A nap-kin
14) If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees
15) What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16) How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
17) What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers.
18) Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! There is an invisible man in the waiting room!
Doctor: Tell him that I can't see him right now.
19) Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-body to go with.
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