1) Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe, BREATH!!!!!
2) What are bears without bees? Ears
3) I always wondered how electricity works? Then, it shocked me!
4) I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me!
5) What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look at me, I'm changing!
6) Why are there fences around graveyards? I bet people are dying to get in!
7) What word is always spelled wrong in a dictionary? Wrong
8) A bicycle cannot stand alone because it is two-tired
9) I mustache you a question!
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