Dear Voldy,
Lighten up! It's christmas! THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR. Send Nagini my regards, Harry, my good friend, is being a real piss stain. 'The boy who lived' is acting more like 'The boy who bitched' BAHAHAHAHA.
I'm so funny. Here's some muggle pens and a pair of sunglasses.
You're a cool banana now.
WITH ALL OF MY AWESOMENESS, Lucy
Voldemort rolled his eyes as he read this letter, that Rochester girl had written to him again. He smirked slightly as he read he part about Harry. This girl was alright. What harm could there be in humoring her?
Lucy.
I must say, I agree about your views on that...Potter boy...that was a...clever way of putting it. Refrain from giving me muggle devices. They are filthy and hold no purpose.
-Lord Voldemort
As Lucy read this, she beamed. HE WAS WRITING BACK! They were going to be pen pals! Or quill pals. Voldemort complimented her! That was sure something to brag about to her kids. Maybe this time she would put a picture of her in the letter.
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Voldemort's Pen Pal {Complete}
FanfictionDuring Harry's fifth year, a Hogwarts student named Lucy Rochester starts writing to Voldemort. Will Lucy be able to make old Voldy crack a smile? -Humor story- [completed october, 2015]