→ HETALIA ← ⓣⓕⓛⓝ「Drabble Series - 1 」

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Victim: Prussia

(603): Dude, you face planted, there was no “bar fight.”

“There so was! And it was awesome!”

You blinked at the albino nation, his nose bloodied and swollen. Not surprisingly, he still had a beer in his hand. “No, there wasn’t.”

“There so was, [Name]! And the awesome me won hands down!”

“Dude, you barely made it off the bar stool. You passed out mid-sentence.”

Prussia stared at you for a long moment before ruffling your hair and grinning. “Only the awesome me could win a bar fight while unconscious! Silly [Name]! When will you realize the exact magnitude of my awesome-ness? It far exceeds that of Chuck Norris’!”

You face palmed.