Victim: England
(585): Yeah, that’s what I said too. Right before I tackled that street sign.
“A-And y-y-you know w-w-w-w-what?” England stuttered in between hiccups.
You sighed as you watched the usually dignified nation sway drunkenly on his feet. “What?”
“That bloody git would be nowhere without me! You hear me!” He waved his arms above his head. “NOWHERE!”
It wasn’t that hard to figure out who England was referring too. He only complained about one particular nation when drunk.
“Yes, I know, we all agree.” You replied, playing along with the drunk.
“That’s right you do, [Name]!” He halted mid-drunk step/sway. “Stop giving me that look, you bloody wanker!”
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland then tackled a stop sign. He claimed later that it was looking at him the wrong way.
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