candidates that would be better than Donald trump

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Aries: a baguette

Taurus: 10000 spiders

Gemini: their nokia phone from 2005

Cancer: spencer shay (from icarly)

Leo: deez nuts

Virgo: a cantaloupe

Libra: sonic the hedgehog

Scorpio: a broken iphone charger

Sagittarius: homer simpson

Capricorn: a bucket of skim milk

Aquarius: an angry goose

Pisces: willy wonka


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