the month of your birthday the day of your birthday
January: i fell 1-6: in a tunnel
February: i was pushed 7-11: in a dark ally
March: i was raped 12-16: in my own home
April: i was murdered 17-21: in a car
May: i bled to death 22-26: on the streets
June: i was eaten 27-31: in the sewers
July: i was shot
August: i killed myself
September: i was beheaded
October: i was stabbed
November: i was poisoned
December: i smashed my skull open
