Aries: kms (killing myself)
Taurus: internally screaming
Gemini: tomato red in 5 seconds
Cancer: cries a single tear of joy
Leo: *flips hair and struts over to them*
Virgo: "oh shit"
Libra: uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Scorpio: creepily grins
Sagittarius: "whispers: "thanks cupid"
Capricorn: "well....if you insist"
Aquarius: awkwardly smiles at them
Pisces: *dies*