"How come you're so quiet today, Nick?"
"Jerkface just passed by."
"Huh?"
"Jerkface just passed by."
"Don't you think it's time you stopped calling him that."
"So it's true, I assume. Since it's not often you defend anyone's honor."
"What?"
"Jerkface is your date to prom."
"Is that a question or a....statement."
"Oh my god, he is!"
"So what?"
"Well why didn't you tell me?"
"......"
"I can still see your face, the cafeteria tables are very small."
"Because you already hate him!"
"I don't hate him."
"Okay, totally believable."
"Really. I just think he's a bit of a jerk."
"He's not that bad."
"Sure, he isn't."
"Oh come on!"
"....."
"Nick, you can't possibly be mad at me for this!"
"......"
"Hey, wait up!"
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