"Delilah delilah delilaaaah!"
"....."
"Oh, you're on the phone sorry."
"Hey, I'll call you later in a sec."
"Who was that?"
"Nobody of your interest, now what?"
"Oh right, where was I?"
"Let me go back, oh right, kinda in the middle of damaging your vocal cords and my eardrums."
"You cannot spoil my mood today. Nada."
"Well what is it?"
"I got an A in Maths!"
"Okay...."
".....you don't seem surprised."
"Nick please, I am aware it is possible for you to get an A."
"Still, I got an A."
"Congrats."
"Thankyousomuch."
"For what?"
"For tutouring me."
"You did it on your own, peanut."
"Don't call me that."
"You let your mom call you that."
"My mom feeds, shelters and clothes me. You do not."
"No need to get all feisty here, peanut."
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Hey there Delilah
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