Me: Hey what did the ocean say to the other ocean.
BFF: What.
Me: Nothing it just waved.
BFF: Thats hilarious.
Me: Did you sea what I did there?
BFF: Yeah I did that's why it's funny.
Me: I'm shore you did.
BFF: Ok it's annoying now.
Me: Water you saying.
Me: Shell I stop.
BFF: YES YOU SHALL!
Me: Don't be such a beach.
Me: I won't sand anymore messages.
Me: Or at least the Pacific ones.
Me: Whale bye.
BFF: ............... I hate you.
