1. My Twin?!?

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Catty: Hey, um can you please show me where......um......Mr. Sikowitz is?

André: Wassup lil' red...whoa your hair isn't red. Did you dye it a deeper shade of red just because Robbie suggested that.

Catty: Well at least you can see. This is deep red velvet F.Y.I. nimrod, and who the hell is Roobie?

André: It's Robbie. Okay what's with the attitude? And did your voice got deeper? Well, it's not male deep but close to Jade's voice.

Catty: Who is Robbie and Jade? No, my voice didn't get deeper, it was always like this. Are you gonna show me Mr.Sikowitz or not?

André: Sorry let's go. (rolls his eyes.)

Catty: Finally.

Jade: 'Sup André, hey Cat.

André: Hey Jade. It seems like Cat has a mental problem today.

Catty: It's Catty and no, I don't have a mental problem.

Jade: Whatever.

Robbie: Hey Catty. Hey Jadey and hey Andréy. I'm sorry I just wanted to add 'y' to everyone's name today.

Catty: At least you got my name right.

Rex: He said Catty. Weren't you listening you dumb buckets of fudge? Huh, Cat.

Jade: Stop it Rex, she calls herself Catty now. Right......Cat. Sorry I had to.

Catty: Goddamn it, just show me where Sikowitz is or I'm gonna get violent.

André: Okay, jeez.

Sikowitz: Morning Cat, Jade, Robbie, Rex and André. Whoa that's a mouthful. Goodgandi Cat, why did you dye your hair.

Tori: Yeah Cat.

Beck: Stop it, that didn't happen. Okay now that is viewable, Cat, why?

Catty: IM CATTY!! GODDAMN IT!!!! Grrr!

Cat: Hiiiiiiiiii, I'm so so sorry I'm late. I was looking for Mr. Purples, he's my stuff giraffe . Isn't he cute?

Jade: There are two Cats. I gotta sit down.

Catty: This is the girl you guys were mistaking me for?

Cat: Who is talking in the same voice as me, well not as high like a lil deeper.

Catty: I am, Cat.

Cat: Wad dat s'posed to mean?

Catty: People, guys, guys. My name is Catty Valentine.

André and Cat: You say what now.

Catty: My name is Catty Valentine.

Cat: Well my name is Cat Valentine.

Catty: (giddy) Do you know what that means?

Cat: No.

Jade: Cat, you both look the same and have the same last name. Her first name is even close to yours. Get it now?

Cat: No.....not really.

Catty: It means we are twins.

Cat: Oh.......Ahhhhh!!!!

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