Bender: a person who thinks they can skate but actually can't. Your skates lean inwards as you skate. (Look up top)
Hey bud, Your ankles bend more than a yoga teacher.
Hey bud, Last time I checked there was supposed to be more tape on your stick than your ankles.
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Hockey Chirps
HumorThese are all hockey chirps that I either found on the web or made up.
