Hi my name is Útvarpsjónvarp Stanley Brinzsson, my friends call me U.S.B and I go to the magic scool: Hogwarts. I am in Slitherin and h8 every1. I dont lik posers because they r fayk and stewpid also when I see 1 i almost throe up.
anway, my best frend is Daenerys Michonne Drogo (dis iz u meowmixgirl101) she is in slytherin az wel as mee! My wond iz made off the bones of mie ded pet dragin, Trayty. It also haz her hart stirng as well. I am part Jerman and Iselandik so I kan speek thoez langwijes flooently.
Anywat, forward to da story. Daeny and eye were nekst to ichother on the day og Goblet off Fiyre people announcmant. Hary Potter was lookgin smugg as useual. Sudenly Dumbeldoor took a goblit out of the name and loked up. "DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAR HARry!" he said passively. (that line kredit to mah freind Jasmine). "Schnautze!" I yelled at Dumbldior.
he waz very angri at me. But I was anrgy at him for bieng lowd and a poser lik Hary, who i cal Poser Poter.
My name and Daenyz was aslo caled so Poser, Deny and me where both in the hexwizard tornament.
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Pozer Poter
FanficI hate poserz, thay r rly anoygin and stewpid, lik Harry... oh wait Pozer Poter. Thiss iz mie story abowt shit lik that.
