Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line
Why did the dinosaur chicken cross the road ?
Because the meteor was coming
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road ?
To stretch its legs
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasnt chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The traffic light turned green
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasnt a chicken
Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasnt a chicken
Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the under side
Why did the pig cross the road ?
Because he was boar-ed
Why did the dog cross the road ?
To get to the bark-ing lot
Why did the frog cross the road ?
To jump to conclusions
Why did the ant cross the road?
To get away from the magnifying glass
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other fright
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Tashvins' Joke Book
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