Book: I will one of the best things you read this year
Book: you will fall in love with my characters
Book: I'm so good you'll owe sleep over me
Book: I'm part of a series
Book: so you can feel the pain of a character dying each book
Book: I will break you emotionally
Book: I will make you forget the real world
Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you
Book: you will emotionally attached to me
Book: you are mine
