QOTD - Can you play an instrument?
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~ On September 19th, you can get a free doughnut for talking like a pirate at Krispy Kreme, and a free dozen for dressing like one.
~ Rub Canola/Olive Oil on your knives before cutting onions to prevent your eyes from tearing up.
~ Need some free wifi? The best places to go are: McDonalds, Apple Store, Office Depot, Panera, Staples and Courtyard Marriott.
~ You can heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
~ If you put glow in the dark paint on your phone charger, you will never fumble in the dark again.
~ When your dog gets out, son't chase it; lie down and pretend you're hurt. They'll come back to see if you're okay.
~ Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you'll get drunk without having a handover
~ Keep a laundry basket in the back of your car to carry lots of groceries in easily
~ When shopping, he cheapest items will be on the top and bottom shelves, not eye level
~ Get something in your eye? Fill a bowl of water big enough for your face and open your eyes in it. It'll come right out.
