TwilightFan: Oh my god Robert pattison is so fit!
Me: He's just an actor
TwilightFan: No, hes amazing he is THE best man ever and really gorgeous as a vampire!
Me: Hes just a man
TwilightFan: What about That boyband you like they are just a band aswell!
Me: *eye twitches* Bitch what? These boys are my life! They save lifes they are amazing! And gorgeous! Ughh you just dont understand *walks away*Hi, so im not dead! Haha sorry i havent wrote anything but im going back to school tomorow (3rd september) Im going in year 8! So excited... Anyway i love you Bye <3
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Directioner jokes...
RandomHi! It's Rachel. Here is the first book of my one direction jokes series. If you have any jokes you want me to put in the book PM and I'll put them in and give you credit. Anyway enjoy ily ❤️