The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)

Slim Shady

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

Annabeth: Mom, since when do you rap and swear?

~ATHENA~: I've been around forever, Annabeth. This is modern.

FRANKOI: "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"

Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

BOY ON FIAHH: You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV

"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"

I should download her audio on MP3

and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

Reyna: AHHH!

Percy: I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you

Kali <3: Bzzzt

Mavis <3: And there's a million of us just like me

who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me

who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Hazel: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Kaylee: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

PIPER <3: I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you

things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it

in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

Eminem: I just get on the mic and spit it

and whether you like to admit it

Octavian: ERRR

Eminem: I just shit it

better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums

Annabeth: Why is Eminem in the chat?

BOY ON FIAHH: OMG AUTOGRAPH

Eminem: no. .-. I joined because you guys were rapping my song. But bye.

Eminem HAS LEFT THE CHAT.

BOY ON FIAHH: no *dies*

Rose :3 : Okay moving on.

Jason ;) : It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting

Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens

And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin

Rachellll: He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings

Or in the parkin lot, circling

Nico: Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"

with his windows down and his system up

PIPER <3: So, will the real Shady please stand up?

And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

Reyna: And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Mavis <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Kali <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

FRANKOI: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Percy: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Rose :3 : Ha ha

Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

Fuck it, let's all stand up

Kali <3: That. Was. Freaking. Awesome.

Kaylee: OMH I know.

~Everyone has left the chat but Octavian~

Octavian: I'LL RAP ALONE!

Octavian: Whats goin on in your parents bedroom!

Octavian: lol nah.