The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)

Slim Shady

Hazel: Haha!

BOY ON FIAHH: Feminist women love Leo

PIPER <3: -.-

BOY ON FIAHH: Eminem.

Rose :3 : Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what

Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms

Mavis <3: Why are we rapping The Real Slim Shady?

Annabeth: Just go with it. Rose started, therefore we all join or she'll blast us with lightning.

Rose :3 : True. Very true.

Mavis <3: I challenge you to a duel, Zeus on Hades.

Hades: YOU GO MAV!

Mavis <3: UHM.

Zeus: Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't

but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

Jason ;) : Dad...

THALS: Why the fuck are you rapping...

Zeus: BECAUSE I AM BITCHES

Zeus: STEP ASIDE THE MASTER IS HERE

Everyone: O_o

Zeus: And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They got the Discovery Channel don't they?

THALS: "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals

who cut other people open like cantaloupes

Octavian: SLURP

Everyone: DAFUQ?

Nico: But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

Reyna <33333: EWWWW

Annabeth: But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

PIPER <3: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

Rachelllll: 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,

please stand up, please stand up?

~ATHENA~: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;

well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!