Chapter 2
In the seal of the Kyuubi
The great Kyuubi, the greatest of the Bijuu, or tailed beast, was in a bad mood, growling from behind her sealed cage. Of course, being sealed away in some annoying brat, your power being stolen for some two wit idiot's use, can make you rather cross. But this boy, he was worse than any of the fox's previous hosts, for a simple reason.
The Bijuu, in the beginning, were genderless monsters. They were neither male, nor female. But based on whom they were sealed into at first, their genders were determined. Shukaku, the Hachibi and the Yonbi became male, for example, while the Nibi and the Nanbi, as well as herself, became female.
Yes, the fearsome, Nine tailed Fox, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, was female. Shocking, isn't it. Hell, the only reason she would go on rampages, with tidal waves, earthquakes and mariachi music, was because she was having, periods. But being stuck in a boy, it was maddening. Totally different thought process, for one thing, and every time he looked at a girl with a blush, the poor critter felt like a lesbian. Add to it that stupid Sexy Jutsu that the boy had created, and she was almost contemplating destroying the brat once she had a chance, fading away for a time would almost be worth it.
But what puzzled the Kyuubi, other than why the male she was trapped in somehow managed to be dumber than the Gobi after devouring a tank of wine and blood, a sight still laughed at in the Bijuu 1000 year reunion parties, was what that strange ninja used on the boy. It had done massive damage to his genetic structure, which her powers were siphoned off to heal.
Damn the Yondiame. Hard to believe the Kitsune found the guy attractive, or was that just for being stuck in Kushina for so long. Though, she still had a picture of the Shodai Hokage somewhere in her cell...
Speaking of, for some reason, a strange scent, similar to the Shodai's, was starting to fill her cell, for odd reasons, but she could also detect a much fouler scent, and others she didn't recognize...
Of course, then there was the new seal, that was sitting on a large column of marble right in front of her, showing a giant orange N, which under it was a U of a lighter shade, and going through the middle of them both in the background of it was something that looked sort of like her tail. There were kanji on the seal's various parts, multiple different pairs of them. She'd read them, if only foxes could read, or count really...the boy must be rubbing off on her, but she was definitely sure there were less than a dozen of them, for some reason
Were the scents coming from there?
Forest in Land of Wave
Kakashi was grinning to himself. Naruto was back up and running once again. The copy nin still had no idea what sort of Jutsu the kid was hit with, but he was up and running again, thanks to his tenant of course. Then, of course, Sasuke, who he had to free for his new brand of training, or torture actually for the two disgraces, had to try to stab the kid with a kunai while he was brushing his teeth after a shower, luckily it appeared Naruto was used to cold showers and Sasuke didn't have enough steam to succeed in a stealth approach.
The idiot was so going to get it when they got back, civilian council and the bats be damned, but this training should be tough enough. For you see, over the breakfast table, Kakashi had brought up a point, the hunter nin's method of killing Zabuza was off, which led to a scary possibility the maniac was still alive. So, thus the training, or for Sasuke and his pet pink pomeranian, torture.
"Okay, today's training is tree climbing..."
"Humph, what are we, monkeys? An Uchiha doesn't climb trees like some common primate" Sasuke smirked, somehow ignoring the threats from Kakashi.
