Me- I was not that drunk.
Friend- You asked Kelly to through fruit and vegetables at you while you go out Kitchen knife and screamed "I am the fruit ninja!"
Me- was I any good
Friend- no
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HumorThis is all the 'I wasn't that drunk....' joke that I LOVE.I also will include different jokes I find and LOVE. Hope you think they are FUNNY like I do :D