Lets take a moment

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So today, I walking, you know exercising. What? I was! Okay, fine, I was walking to 7 Eleven! And sddenly a lady said, "Please, sit and pray with me." She looked homeless, she was on a bus stop bench. I sat down (obviously unconfortable! I felt like I was about to be murdered!) When I looked ver her hands were together, her eyes where closed. So I did the same......

After that, when I got home I fell asleep and I dreamed somenody came out of' a church looked at me and said "Who the fuck invited you here? You are on Satin's side!" Then went back in the church. I woke up. And then I looked at the ceilong and pointing to him and said "Last time I'm praying to your ass! I ever want you to ruin my dreams again!"
Then I fell back asleep.


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Idk why I felt like putting this up, but I felt like I should, so.......

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