I'm in love with a stripper

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Me: "I'm in love"
Friend: "Shut up! Stop sing this song!"
Me: "With a stripper!"
Friend: "No--"
Me: "And his name"
Friend: "Wait, what?
Me: "Is Deep Dish"
Friends: *walks away*
Me: "WAIT! YOU DIDN'T HEAR OUR LOVE STORY!!"
Friend: "What that you met eating pizza?" *starts laughing*
Me: "Yes."
Friends: *Leaves room*

















Okay, this is my joke! I came up with it! So if you want to use this joke, please ask! If smebody used one of the jokes that I came up with in their book wth out permision, I wouldn't trust you that much, but if you asked, I would totally say yes you could!!

Peace out Bitches!!!

-ZaynKissedMyUsername

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